Just Keep Swimming

Dates: 0
Prospects: 0

I often compare dating to being in the swimming pool. My pool isn't a very large pool and it's not very deep. It's a pool not for adventurous dating. It's a comfort pool. The water won't go over my head and I don't have to worry about drowning in the deep end. Who's in my pool? It's always the same guys, and they don't want to get out! Maybe the water in my pool is too warm. Here's a list of my swimmers.

Mr. Floater - He wants to date, but he's just not ready to commit to it. He's happily going to float along until the air goes out of his floater.

Mr. Back Strokes - He's swimming backwards, while I'm swimming forward. All he can see is what he's missed, not what's right in front of him.

Mr. Under Water - He hasn't come to surface yet, so I don't even know he's swimming in my pool.

Mr. Laps - He's constantly swimming from one end to the other. He's so busy swimming, he keeps passing me by.

Mr. Right please get me out of this pool!